When I get my period
- Me: God damn it, it's like a waterfall down there
- Me: Do I want to shove something up there or should I just wear a nappy
- Me: Only 40 more years of this to go.
- Me: Bring on Menopause
- Me: Well at least I'm not pregnant.
- Me: Oh wait I'm a virgin, haha whoops I forgot no one loved me
- Me: But at least I didn't have a Virgin Mary situation going on
- Me: I mean not to toot my own horn but I'd be the perfect candidate for Jesus 2.0