My fandom blog

Sep 02

When I get my period

  • Me: God damn it, it's like a waterfall down there
  • Me: Do I want to shove something up there or should I just wear a nappy
  • Me: Only 40 more years of this to go.
  • Me: Bring on Menopause
  • Me: Well at least I'm not pregnant.
  • Me: Oh wait I'm a virgin, haha whoops I forgot no one loved me
  • Me: But at least I didn't have a Virgin Mary situation going on
  • Me: I mean not to toot my own horn but I'd be the perfect candidate for Jesus 2.0
Sep 02

wonderfulmustacios:

dracomalfoyisthepeasantking:

divergenttributefromdisneyworld:

i’m

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gettin

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really

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fuckin

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tired

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of

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this

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hot

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animated

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guys

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bullshit

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the fact that there is a lion in here

i can’t breathe

kovu was sexy and we all know it

Don’t even lie, we all wanted to date Kovu.

Sep 02

jenislovejenislife2:

I want to be a mermaid so then I can eat all I want, being men to their deaths, and get mad fit with all that swimming

Sep 02

Batman is me.

Sep 02

halfbloodreminders:

Friendly reminder that Leo Valdez unleashed two kerkopes to steal and disarm the roman camp on their way to wage war on camp half-blood.

。◕ ‿ ◕。

Sep 02
waltdisneyconfessions:

"A lot of people say that Ariel was the worst Disney Princess to make a mother out of (in her sequel), but if you ask me, she’s one of the best. We get to see her transformation from a young, naive teenage girl to a responsible, mature, concerned adult. She’s still the same Ariel though, still fun and passionate. Just grown up."

waltdisneyconfessions:

"A lot of people say that Ariel was the worst Disney Princess to make a mother out of (in her sequel), but if you ask me, she’s one of the best. We get to see her transformation from a young, naive teenage girl to a responsible, mature, concerned adult. She’s still the same Ariel though, still fun and passionate. Just grown up."

Sep 02

f r o z e n is coming.

Sep 02

I don’t know what amuses me more, Hermione laughing with Bellatrix, Hermione doing a variation of a “Russian” dance in front of Bellatrix, or the guy in the white who looks so bored he wants to die. Like seriously dude, you are literally in the middle of Harry Potter. Would it kill you to smile a bit? Or are YOU Lord Voldemort?

Sep 02
warriorsheart17:

Shake It Off by taylorandjace featured in selena gomez style ❤ liked on Polyvore
Christopher Kane metallic jacket, $520 / Forever 21 retro shorts / Supra high top / Yellow gold earrings / Amrita Singh bangle bracelet set / BCBGMAXAZRIA gold jewellery / Ben Amun ben amun jewelry / MAKE UP FOR EVER curling mascara / NP Set toiletry kit / Givenchy eyeliner / Hologram nail polish
Sep 02
amymebberson:

Pocket Princesses 117: Book Learnin’
Please reblog, do not repost
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amymebberson:

Pocket Princesses 117: Book Learnin’

Please reblog, do not repost

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